101 Ways to Torture a Chicken Nugget

Nugget: 

If you're reading this, you probably want to kill me right now. You're also probably thinking "What did I do to deserve this?!" Seriously, think about it. Do I have to answer that for you?

I know I originally told you that I wouldn't do this, or at least that I'd give you some warning. Well, I lied. Haha. Oh well... sucks for you.

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For those of you who are not the target of this joke, and are just here because I gave you the link and you wanted a laugh... well, have fun. Enjoy laughing at Nugget's expense. Muwahahaha!